Creator of the Unix Sysadmin Song explains he just wanted to liven up a textbook When you get to Chapter 15 of a Unix book you're ready for a laugh Sysadmin Month28 Jul 2023 | 18
Sysadmins are being left out of AI implementation Sounds to us like the beginning of an entertaining, but tragic, Who Me tale Sysadmin Month28 Jul 2023 | 33
Oracle's revised Java licensing terms 2-5x more expensive for most orgs One in five users can expect an audit in the next three years Sysadmin Month24 Jul 2023 | 81
Google toys with internet air-gap for some staff PCs Fewer than 2% of workstations will be cut off in 'experiment' Sysadmin Month19 Jul 2023 | 69
Energy efficiency, staffing keep datacenter operators awake at night Outages are declining, but when one does hit, it's expensive Sysadmin Month19 Jul 2023 | 7
Antitrust clouds continue to gather over Microsoft's European business Regional trade group applies to partake in Germany's probe of Redmond's cloud software policies Sysadmin Month19 Jul 2023 | 6
AI maybe on everyone's lips, but it's not what's driving IT spending Software expected to top $1 trillion next year, according to analysts Sysadmin Month19 Jul 2023 | 11
JumpCloud says 'nation state' gang hit some customers Updated Enough to make you hopping mad Sysadmin Month18 Jul 2023 | 4
Microsoft 'fesses to code blunder in Azure Container Apps Misconfiguration led to hours of pain for engineers as bootstrap service caught in a loop Sysadmin Month18 Jul 2023 | 14
Typo watch: 'Millions of emails' for US military sent to .ml addresses in error Good thing Mali isn't best pals with Russia right no– oh, shoot Sysadmin Month18 Jul 2023 | 155
Goodbye Azure AD, Entra the drag on your time and money Opinion Relic of the Ballmer years, we shall not see such marketing nonsense again… oh, hang on Sysadmin Month17 Jul 2023 | 51
Network died, hard, during company Christmas party, leaving lone techie to fix it Who, me? Yippee-ki-yay, other sockets! Sysadmin Month17 Jul 2023 | 38
Microsoft's security roadmap: Protect secrets in Azure DevOps You can’t steal what you can’t access ... we hope Sysadmin Month16 Jul 2023 | 2
Why do cloud titans keep building datacenters in America's hottest city? 100 days over 100F and historic drought don't faze Microsoft or Google Sysadmin Month15 Jul 2023 | 73
Teradata introduces LLMs to predictive analytics But the outcome is far from certain Sysadmin Month14 Jul 2023 | 4
Bizarre backup taught techie to dumb things down for the boss On Call Response to taking out the trash rubbished a reputation Sysadmin Month14 Jul 2023 | 258
Microsoft admits unauthorized access to Exchange Online, blames Chinese gang Storm-0558 had access to customer accounts and mail – maybe even for senior US officials Sysadmin Month13 Jul 2023 | 37
Microsoft whips up unrest after revealing Azure AD name change Ditching it after a decade? Devs warn of the hours to correct documentation and chaos it'll cause Sysadmin Month12 Jul 2023 | 130
SUSE announces its own RHEL-compatible distro... again The chameleon-rancher chooses a new, Rocky course Sysadmin Month12 Jul 2023 | 25
VMware teases multi-cloud generative AI offerings for August debut Data here, model there, Virtzilla’s usual abstraction principles in between Sysadmin Month12 Jul 2023 |
How 'AI watermarking' system pushed by Microsoft and Adobe will and won't work Check for 'cr' bubble in pictures if your app supports it, or look in the metadata if it hasn't been stripped, or...
As it prepares to abandon its on-prem server products, Atlassian is content. Users? Not so much Massive price rises are coming for smaller holdouts, and Australian vendor knows its bottom line could hurt
Microsoft ends its week on a high – after a trying time with tax bills and Copilot costs Kettle Bit of a Blizzard of news for Redmond
Regulator, insurers and customers all coming for Progress after MOVEit breach Infosec in brief Also, CISA cataloging new ransomware data points, 17k WP sites hijacked by malware in Sept., and more critical vulns
India drops plan to place PCs on restricted import list PLUS: TSMC chips away at export restrictions; Singapore's COVID model challenged; Japan's banking and ID systems wobble
One door opens, another one closes, and this one kills a mainframe Who, Me? The Reg brings you balanced coverage of retro-tech
Australia threatens X with fine, warns Google, for failure to comply with child abuse handling report regs Elon Musk's social network provided no response – or junk – to official inquiries about its safety practices
Excel Hell II: If the sickness can't be fixed, it must be contained Opinion Microsoft's Steve Ballmer once called open source a cancer. Today's diagnosis points to a different cause
If you're brave enough to move full datacenter racks, here's the robot for you Open Compute Partner with a material handling pedigree appears to be doing it for Meta already
India's AI vision calls for 80 exaFLOPS of infrastructure Or about half of China's recent compute upgrade plan
Tech execs turn to drink and drugs as job losses mount 34% of those surveyed are on stimulants including amphetamines Sysadmin Month11 Jul 2023 | 32
Let's have a chat about Java licensing, says unsolicited Oracle email Exclusive Don't tell Big Red too much, experts advise Sysadmin Month05 Jul 2023 | 73
No open door for India's tech workers in any UK trade deal Both countries want it, but respective red lines could torpedo an agreement Sysadmin Month04 Jul 2023 | 219
Microsoft signs 1.5 million seat contract for Office 365 and more $940m agreement with one of world's largest employers is value for money, we are assured Sysadmin Month30 Jun 2023 | 49
This Windows update is snarling up some endpoint security tools Malwarebytes and Trellix upgrades to the rescue Sysadmin Month29 Jun 2023 | 9
The death of the sysadmin has been predicted for years – we're not holding our breath Register Kettle We'd sure like to see a bot unpick a failed update or handle users struggling to find the 'any' key Sysadmin Month28 Jun 2023 | 39
Open source licenses need to leave the 1980s and evolve to deal with AI Opinion Time to get with the program... before artificial intelligence does Sysadmin Month23 Jun 2023 | 92
Small custom AI models are cheap to train and can keep data private, says startup Interview We talk to MosaicML, a startup driving down training costs with open source models Sysadmin Month22 Jun 2023 | 12
AWS makes its hybrid cloud behave a bit more like normal, boring, on-prem servers At last you can pick a dedicated host to run your Amazonian workload Sysadmin Month21 Jun 2023 | 5
Latest SUSE Linux Enterprise goes all in with confidential computing But you'll need the right hardware to take advantage Sysadmin Month20 Jun 2023 | 2
Microsoft Fabric promises to tear into the enterprise analytics patchwork Meanwhile, users are left to figure out how to cut their cloth Sysadmin Month20 Jun 2023 | 7